Here it goes…

Sweet Bliss of Music in the Earphones, Gleefully from IPhone to Me

For over a year I was singing the blues
Because my PC wouldn’t download the latest version of ITunes
I was beginning to feel like my IPhone was crap
Because without the latest ITunes I could not get cool apps

Then one day through my friend’s computer
I was updated just like every other IPhone user
Unfortunately, it came at a cost:
All of my downloaded music was lost

So for three months the clouds hung thick
As I had no music to sing along with
And while I could post blog updates and Tweet
My IPhone and I
felt
still
incomplete

Heartbroken without music I
made excuses on how to get by
Listening to Pandora or NPR
while jogging or taking a cruise in my car

Then the straw broke the camel’s back
And I stared at my dusty, unused Mac
Could this MacBook be the answer
to my missing tunes such as “Tiny Dancer?”

With trepidation I picked up the phone
and dialed tech support.  Cold and alone
and expecting to be on the phone for an hour.
And exceeded the time frame by over an hour.

But lo and behold I was allowed a “regrant”
and told I would not again have a second chance
To regain the music I’d bought in the past
And get it back on my IPhone
at last.

So cheers to 800-MyIPhone
And the gentleman Henry with the calming voice
Who comforted me in my darkest zone
and caused my heart and IPhone to rejoice!!

PS…To the IPhone marketing crew, there’s more where this came from!  But just don’t steal it, okay anyone?  Cus it’s 11:52 PST Aug 17 2009 and I just whipped this outta my IPhone-ITunes-loving heart in 8 minutes.  I can be contracted for more.

PPS…Hey Jimmy Fallon, if you’re reading, I thought you may like my style as well.  Feel free to contact me about helping write those silly rhymey skits when you need the assistance.